(Source: reginageorges, via therewasneverjustone)
wise words from the Joker to Robin
(Source: johannamasons, via luciferswhiteloafers)
7 Pick Up lines 100% guaranteed* to get you in my pants:
1. As you wish.
2. I would love to have the sex with you.
3. You got a talented tongue.
4. Excuse me, have you seen The Feminine Mystique? I’ve lost my copy.
5. Do you remember Crayola crayons?
6. It’s a mutation. It’s a very groovy mutation.
7. Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man?
(*actual pants-dropping results may vary)
