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wise words from the Joker to Robin

(Source: adrianivashkov, via hannibalswhiteloafers)

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7 Pick Up lines 100% guaranteed* to get you in my pants:

1. As you wish.

 

2. I would love to have the sex with you.

 

 

3. You got a talented tongue.

 

 

4. Excuse me, have you seen The Feminine Mystique? I’ve lost my copy.

 

 

5. Do you remember Crayola crayons?

 

 

6. It’s a mutation. It’s a very groovy mutation.

 

7. Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man?

 

(*actual pants-dropping results may vary)