scifigrl47:
For Copperbadge, the stunning conclusion to Marvel Fanfare 18, where Steve runs into a burning building to recover a flag.
Because AMERICA
“Did he just go back into a burning building for a flag?”
“Maybe he doesn’t know you can buy them in stores.”
“Maybe it’s a magic flag?”
“Should we be worrying this is the guy volunteering defend us against Earth’s worst threats?”
“Nah it’s cool. Stark’s keeping an eye on him.”
“Oh. Yeah, now I feel better.”
STEVE, SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY, STEVEALICIOUS. Your lung capacity may allow you to save a flag from a BURNING BUILDING and then deliver a homily on patriotism but that doesn’t mean you have to.
You forgot the part where he SMASHED THROUGH A BRICK WALL. With his shield. THEN he ran back into the burning building to save a flag. Then he delivered the homily.